"For all of you're happiness need's!""
Oh hi! I did'nt seeyou there! I am Dr. Habit and welcome to my website!
Hosted on the
World Wide Web : - )
I am just a friendly guy who love's Smiles more than ANYTHING! I decided that there are were too many frownies : - ( in the world and so I wanted to do something about it's!
"What Did You Do?" I hear you ask? But the "You" in your question is actually ME? DR HABIT?
I will tell you what I did!!
FOr many several years,
and I have been creatingb a place for poeple who
just do not have a smile : - (
Any one who is sad can just come-on-over and join! You stay while u are sad, and you'are allowed to leave when you have gotten bacj your smile!
"Oh No But What If I Cannot Get Back My Smile?"
Do'nt worry silly-head! If you just Can't Find Your Happiness, there's still The Big Event!! Martha has been peparing really hard to make sure that all everyone will b laughing and having a good time! Satisfaction guaranteed!
I can hear you saying!:
"Well What Is The Name Of This Magical Place Where I Can Learn How To Be Happy?"
sTOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!
BUT we call it.....
The Habitat is an amazing New resort
wear you can go to learn how to smile again!
The Habitat is chock-full of the things 2 do! Play carnival games, relax in hte sun, or even get a drink at the exclusive Lounge! Just a few days breathing the fresh mountain air, and soon you're will be using those Teeth for grinnin!
DO you're part in making the world a smiley-ier place!
I hear You say,
"Docr. Habit,, I'm simply Not convinced!!!"
To that, I answer!:
THe Habitat is the place for ANYONe who has A frown in there pocket
when they could be usin those teeth 2 smile!
We have over 20 customers
on the Road to Recovery, & more join everey day!
Everyone at the Habitat abides by threesimple Principles:
THat's right! Is it oh-so-simple!
These tried and true steps will Turn Your Frown Upside-Out!
Please enjoy a brief promotional video tha's is made by me! Dr. HAbit!!! : - )
oh well haaaaayy thereee ;-). i’m missus Tabouuuuliii. i know it’s hard to believe bcuz i’m soooo hot, but i used to be a teeaacher. haha, wiiiild right? Then i got sad. reaaal sadddd. But I heard a liiittle gossipy rumour around the teachers lounge that there was a cooool way to get reaalllly happy. and now i’m here, at the habitat, where they’ve got a waaaaay coolier lounge that makes me forget about alllll the badddd stuff. Come join me for a good old “spaghetti night” if u know what i meannn ;-o
NOOOO I'M TOTALLY NOT NAKED IN THIS PICC... ;-)))
HFEWLLO I’M PUTUNITA!! I’MF 7 YEARD SOLF AND I’M LIVNGING AT THE HABITTAS T READY TO TRAISN AND DEFREAR THE FGREEN MENACE!!! I H CAND DO WHAEATEV ER I WANTE DT HERERE AND STAEYR UP AS LATE ASN I WANT ASNT NIGHT AND SDRINK AS M UCH SODA AS I WANT AND NOBOYDFH TYELL ATS ME!! ITS SOD GREAT!! IF YOU ARED SAD AND HAVE NO SMILEK, COME TO THFJSD THEA HABISTAT AND YOUUE WITLL BE HAPPY AND NOBOYD WILL HURTH YOU OR YOUR SMILE!!
O, woe, O WOE!! I am Randy, a pathetic, scentless, spineless, brineless lad. Everywhere I look, it is gray. Everywhere I SMELL, is NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DETERGENT AND DREADFUL LAVENDER! I have lost my sense of fun, my sense of taste, and my enjoyment of life and it’s strong smells. But being here, at the wonderful Habitat, I am slowly beginning to see life in a more vibrant, salty, briny view...Thank you, Doctor Habit, your green visage brings me such joy. It is only a matter of time now, isn’t it?
I'M JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE GUY.....
DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M FAR TOO COOL FOR YOU.
What am I like, supposed to write here? “The Habitat is the ‘greatest most beautifullest’ place on Earth”? Okay, Doctor, whatever you, like, say. The Habitat is pretty uh, cool I guess. Totally like, better than hanging with the conformists on the outside. They so, totally don’t get me. At all. I guess the people here, like, don’t really get me either. The vibe overall is like...kinda totally weird? Like, I could wake up with no kidneys and be like, not surprised at all. It’s that kind of place? But I also feel pretty good. Come here if you want, I guess.
I hope your have Appreciated this site by ME! DR HABIT! COme enjoy the Habitat and you'll will never use those teeth to be frowlin' again ! That is a promise By Me!
See u soon! And don't forget to Smile For Me : - )